People who have been caught doing bad things have a tendency to lob grenades as a way to create a diversion behind which they can hide.
— Amy Dickinson (Ask Amy)
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Bubble gum-free baseball is a win for the terrorists.
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If your team is eliminated, you must ceremonially shave immediately. That night…as the horn sounds. You are not allowed to hang on to it. You lose the game, you lose the beard. For the ceremony, you need all the sad music, drunken tears, and drama you can muster. This should be the most emotionally scarring moment of your life.
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