I think everybody put their noseprint and sucked up all the smell.
— Secretary Shirley
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I won’t eat shark meat because I feel like sharks eat people, and that would be second-generation cannibalism.
— Shirley
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I bet God never gets honest feedback. Like when he invented the cockroach, why didn’t an angel tell him to knock it off?
— Adam Sacks
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With leases ranging anywhere from 6 months to life, there’s no escaping this great deal.
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The work begins anew, hope rises again, and the dream lives on.
— Sen. Ted Kennedy (1932 - 2009)
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